Friday, September 30

Acid Jazz Tubbies -- Emphasis on the "Jazzed"

Acid Jazz Tubbies
I always felt these lovey-dovey chubbies mighty shady. All that surreal floating -- not that I watch 'em. But the once or twice I stopped to observe out of curiosity, I was certain they (or their production parents) were just... crack-ish.

Now the truth shall set a them free: The Teletubbies are definitely -- and literally -- "on" something! This just in from

Teletubbies In Cocaine Bust
PBS darlings image adorns packages seized in drug cartel arrests

"While we knew that Tinky Winky was gay, TSG was unaware of the Teletubbies cocaine connection. When federal officials in New York yesterday announced the arrest of 22 members of an international drug cartel, they revealed that cocaine shipments seized by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were labeled with a sweet portrait of the colorful cartoon quartet. The photos, snapped by ICE investigators, show the ring's distinctive branding of its product. Frankly, we always suspected that degenerate Laa-Laa was hoovering-up her residual checks. This, of course, is not the first time an iconic image has been appropriated by drug dealers. Remember the
Harry Potter bust? Or the time they got bin Laden?"

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gasp! lol I never let my sons watch TeleTubbies, and this must be why. This explains everything!

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Derek (Camden's Finest) said...

Cool-ass blog you got. Didn't know Neptunes had that import coming out. One.

1:00 PM  

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