Tuesday, October 11

George Bush Doesn't Like DVDs

A recent issue of Newsweek carried a piece about the nail-bitting that went on among George Bush's staff toward the end of his last, notorious vacation. Sounds like they all but played Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine who'd "win" the painful job of telling the boss that 1.) he clearly was out of the loop about the disaster then unfolding along the Gulf Coast, so 2.) he'd have to cut short his vacation.

That's because, as Newsweek wrote:
... Bush prides himself in ignoring the distracting chatter, the caterwauling of the media elites, the Washington political buzz machine. He has boasted that he doesn't read the papers. But it is not clear what President Bush does read or watch, aside from the occasional biography and an hour or two of ESPN here and there.
So members of Bush's staff made up a DVD of Hurricane Katrina newscasts. So that he could catch-up while on Air Force One, en route to the Gulf Coast.

That's probably when his Laffy Taffy Condi Gurl came up for air, saying "Oh, give me that DVD -- you can't handle the truth. Here. Watch this one instead!"

So here's the DVD collection I imagine the good Doctor Rize might have popped up with, so homie would feel at ease before hitting the Big Easy:

Starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and a smoldering Lisa Bonnet, Angel Heart might have given The Man a heads up before landing in NOLA.Eve's Bayou might have helped the Prez prepare for the vodoo curses he would receive for arriving so late.Angela Bassett stars in this story about interracial love, set in backwoods Louisiana in the sixties. Although Laura may find this one pretty interesting, too.

Perhaps KanYe should have asked Madame Dominatrix here... Once promoted, Doctor Feelgood, clearly feeling her oats, flashed the world this daring Who's Yo Mommie look.  Straight outta Victoria's Secret closet? Who says George Bush doesn't like people in black? Particularly of the sexy, WMD boot-wearing variety.

Clicks to Miles Davis catalog, but explore as you like


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love this photo of condi rice. makes me think of dr. hannibal lechter... "by the way senator: love the suit." LOL

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Keyonda said...

Who is the designer of these boots. And are they still available this season. If they work this well for Condoleeza Rice, maybe I should invest in a pair of them too...

10:53 PM  
Blogger Viqi French said...

I've forgotten who designe those boots. But I want a pair, too!! I'm thinking it was an italian designer. I'll find out and report back. :-)

6:22 PM  

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