Thursday, October 13

If Bush had a hammer, he'd a hammered Matt Lauer

The one morning that I don't watch NBC's Today Show, George Bush acts like Nas got to him: shook, made to look. Like a doe trapped by headlights. Justa blinking, betrayed by his body language.

Here's how the
Washington Post tells the story of the Prez's obvious discomfort yesterday during Matt Lauer's interview, which took place in NOLA where Bush had been hammering away at a new home for a Katrina victim:

The president was a blur of blinks, taps, jiggles, pivots and shifts.... When Lauer asked if Bush, after a slow response to Katrina, was "trying to get a second chance to make a good first impression," Bush blinked 24 times in his answer. When asked why Gulf Coast residents would have to pay back funds(?!?) but Iraqis would not, Bush blinked 23 times and hitched his trousers up by the belt. When the questioning turned to (Supreme Court nominee Harriett) Miers, Bush blinked 37
times in a single answer...

The late great Sam Cooke's live rendition of If I Had a Hammer is one of many classics on this CD.Guess I'll watch the Today Show tomorrow. Wanna see if Matt's head shows any dents. 'Cause if Bush had a hammer, he'd a hammered Matt that morning. He'd a hammered Matt that evening, all over this land...


My, but it's gettin' hot in herre. Check out what Minister Farrakhan says he's been given proof of: Bomb, Not Katrina, Broke Dyke.

"They found two types of explosives used by the military," he said, without naming the source, adding that an 8m crater had been blown in the dyke.

Blink... Blink-blink... Blink?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah right. farrakan claims somebody sent him pics of bomb evidence. if he believe this, i got some bombed-out swamp land in New Orleans he can buy. a internet photo joke was probably played on him.

8:32 AM  
Blogger Viqi French said...

okay, so i'm gullible. i believe just about every conspiracy theory known to man. i like them!

some folk like crossword puzzles. some like tennis. i like conspiracy theories, and farrakahn is the master of the conspiratorial universe. guess that's why i dig him so much.

3:13 PM  

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