A Quail in the Bush (aka Fugget about Bush's brain. What about Cheyney's?)
Naturally, the late night talk show hosts had a field day with Vice President Cheyney's gangsta move, having allegedly shot a hunting companion named Harry Whittington. Hey wait... That tricky little word -- "allegedly" -- hasn't been attached by anyone to this story. What gives? Really. What does the absence of "alleged" mean? 
Does it mean, "Yeah I shot dude. What about it?
Now get outta my face 'cause many men wish death 'pon me"?
Does this mean that, with the end of his term in sight, Cheyney grew upset when someone shouted "Quail!" Perhaps he assumed that darned Whittington jerk was making a joke about his impending lame duck status, calling him "Quayle" -- as in the legendarily dissed Bush Sr. veep Dan Quayle.
Did Cheyney, all true man, feel threatened in a Brokeback Mountain way? As they'd say in Hustle and Flow land, You know it's hard outdoors for a pimp. 
Whatever triggered this shocking tragedy, one thing is apparent:
There was a mighty confusion going down. And I don't just mean in them there woods. 
Dick Cheyney - The Late Night punch lines
Does it mean, "Yeah I shot dude. What about it?
Now get outta my face 'cause many men wish death 'pon me"?Does this mean that, with the end of his term in sight, Cheyney grew upset when someone shouted "Quail!" Perhaps he assumed that darned Whittington jerk was making a joke about his impending lame duck status, calling him "Quayle" -- as in the legendarily dissed Bush Sr. veep Dan Quayle.
Did Cheyney, all true man, feel threatened in a Brokeback Mountain way? As they'd say in Hustle and Flow land, You know it's hard outdoors for a pimp. Whatever triggered this shocking tragedy, one thing is apparent:
There was a mighty confusion going down. And I don't just mean in them there woods. Dick Cheyney - The Late Night punch lines
9 Comments:
Viqi:
"Quailgate"?...lol
Two elderly gentlemen involved in an accidental shooting at a quail ranch!!
Certainly the Lib Press could find a better diversion than that to help their friends in the flailing Democratic Party...lol
Compare that to the Clinton's cover-up of the Vince Foster Murder ("suicide"). Now THAT'S scandalous!!!
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/FOSTER_COVERUP/foster.html
UDAMAN
2/14/06
I love this blog! It is so comforting.
uda,
it's too soon to know if this was as innocent as the public is being told. this clearly could have been an accident, as has been stated. but it could have been wreckless endangerment or negligence surrounding that 'accident'.
if cheney were suddenly to say, 'i've gotta come clean. i had too many scotches and acted irresponsibly,' i'll bet you, uda, would still excuse this.
but this is someone's husband, grand dad, etc. whomever has put his life in serious jeopardy should fully answer for that, regardless of their job or political views.
georgia, thanks! lol
Viqi:
After reading TWO DAYS of your bloggs and posts attempting to satirize Mr. Cheney's shooting accident with inferences to alcohol, alzheimer's, anger, homosexuality and of course - a Katrina Corpse Conspiracy...you finally refer to the victim himself:" someone's husband, grand dad, etc."
It was truly a relief to see you finally arrive at that point.
UMAN
2/15/06
uda,
i have been keenly aware all along that mr. whittington is a person beloved by someone. i only pointed it out because you peculiarly insisted on reducing this incident as "two old men with a little hunting accident."
i have older relatives mr. whittington's age, and i would want answers if this happened to one of them.
but it seems you'd dismis it if this was one of your family members, not even ask questions. just two lil' old men, right? no big deal. just weep and wave good bye at the cemetery is the republican way.
an accident is an accident; accidents are tragedies for all involved. but again, some accidents clearly are preventable. and that's what must be explored regardless of who the individuals involved are.
Viqibaby:
Puleeeez forgive me!!!
I guess I didn't notice that those references to 'brokeback mountain', homosexuality, age, rage and Katrina were really just another way of expressing sympathy for Mr. Whittington and our "older relatives".
You are gonna have to tighten your 'spin' if you hope to replace Maya as Mother Poet in a next Clinton Administration.
UDAMAN
2/16/06
oh okay uda. you're perfectly right, as always. from the beginning, you indicated that i (and the entire world) should simply wave away Cheyney's shooting of a man. no big deal, no need to ask for details. happens all the time.
i now agree with you: Cheney should go a-hunting in the woodsy area behind the Oval Office next. no big deal, right? accidents happen, no need to question, right?
i'll bet Laura, lil' Jenna & Barbara wouldn't agree with "us" one iota.
Viqi:
Try Decaf...Dis one ain't gonna fly fo'de Dems...
UDAMAN
2/16/06
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