Sunday, March 12




Chuuch: Bush Policy Pimp Busted for Boosting

Another Sunday, another sermon. So sorry, but this hymn bares repeating: You know it's hard out here for a pimp. Because I recall seeing this Republican one

Claude Allen
Black Bush disciple, Claude Allen, busted for shopliftingswagging on camera at the White House with President Bush and Karl Rove. I didn't know his name or role with the Bush administration then, but we all know more about Allen now than I'm sure he'd like: Mack Daddy was busted in a suburban D.C. department store for alleged theft.

The store says that Allen, owner of a million-dollar home in Maryland, boosted merchandise valued at $5,000, then tried to return it for the dough.
{{{ Can you say mortgage in Neverland? }}}

But I could be wrong. Could have just been gear for putting hoes down.


Until this scandal unravelled over the past few weeks and he resigned, Mr. Allen was an Assistant to the President for Domestic Policy. A legal eagle/strategist who helped craft and promote a couple little policies we -- the Hoes of America -- don't care for, such as anti-safe sex and anti-abortion.

Little wonder, though. I've read about Mr. Allen's church. At his Covenent Life Church, they get down speaking in tongues, make up all of their own songs, and like for women to stay in their place. Like a pimp.

Wait: They make up all their own songs?! No "Ship of Zion"? Not even an Eye On the Sparrow? Well, I bet they know this one -- er'body does:

You know it's hard out here for a pimp

When he tryin to get this money for the rent

For the Cadillacs and gas money spent

Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' shit

First Cheney's shot heard round the world; now this. Er'body just gangsta.



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10 Comments:

Anonymous blktxgold said...

This brother is embarassing to the race. This is like those snipers being Black.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Clay said...

another hypocrite associated with Bush!

2:00 PM  
Blogger ProfessorGQ said...

another DUMB ASS hypocrite...he's wealthy and stealing (not millions, but a few thousand)...what a doofus!

2:10 PM  
Blogger Viqi French said...

clay,
amazing, isn't it?

8:09 AM  
Blogger Viqi French said...

professor,
i heard an NPR report that came "this" close to suggesting that his twin brother might have been behind this. (how likely is that?)

8:10 AM  
Blogger Naro% said...

I love that fly ass purple suit!!!!!!!!!!

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...too bad he wasn't a Democrat like Al or Jesse: we could excuse him for this!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Viqi French said...

anony,

i'll bet it frustrates you, too, that dude's not a Dem. lol i guess he's a victim of that 'birds of a feather' syndrome, fitting so well as a Repub and all.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol...the last laugh is on you!!

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY PRIORITY LIST:

1. GAY RIGHTS
2. ABORTION RIGHTS/PRO-CHOICE
3. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RIGHTS
4. THE HISPANIC VOTE
5. THE "TRADITIONAL" NEGRO VOTE
AND.....

176.ECONOMIC/SOCIAL PARITY FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS

7:56 AM  
Blogger Viqi French said...

anony:
just more of your Republican talking points.

5:20 AM  

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